Sebben & Sebben is hitting the Books

Today was the inductions at Cass Business School for my program MSc in Management. It needs to be said that it is going to be a rigorous adventure. Dedication is the key word and it can not be mistaken for sloth. "NO SOUP FOR ME!" To find that thing at Cass I need to get my read on and study hard. I learned today that the MSc in Management has been accredited the status of an MBA degree so that means i just need to work even harder. The school has a reputation to uphold and I need to help them to uphold it.

It is going to be a good ride. That I am sure of...

How can we make our education a good ride Mr. Sebben? I hear you asking.

Let me educate you in how you can make it a good ride. It is quite simple.

First of all get a hold of your shit. Know where, what and when. A good agenda that you can follow will always lead to your ultimate success.

Get to know smart people and surround your self with them. The key to success is cooperation. You can only do so much by your self. Helping and getting help will always be a benefit.

Read and do your work. Work and preparation before a class does not get done by it self. So read you moron. You only go to school once in your life so you might as well do it properly.

More to come... nature calls...

Sebben & Sebben tours London

So I moved to London on Monday, without even a clue of where I was living, but the apartment was rented. Fortune stuck Sebben again when I discovered that I am living "literally" down town, or at least extremely close. I am living close to City where you can find the Financial District. One of the clues to that is that every time I walk outside 98% of all the people I see are in suits. A good clue indeed.

The first few days have been quite entertaining. Since my inauguration at Cass Business School does not start until Friday (tomorrow), I have had some time on my hands.

- So what have you done Mr. Sebben? I hear that you are asking.

- Well let me tell you what adventures I have been on, you wondering person you... .

Amongst getting an internet connection, going to the doctor and shopping for food and vitamin pills. I have walked and walked some more. I have discovered what this city represents. And I can honestly say that it is dirty, chaotic and filled with too many Starbucks. However on the positive side I need to state the obvious fact. I LOVE IT (except the Starbucks, for the reason that they do not have free WIFI and are overpriced).

Observations are observations and they need to be dotted down for all of you to learn.

- There is no peace to be found in London. At every street corner there is a person forcing to take a newspaper. Great if you love to read semi-serious news, but it sucks to be offered the same shit over and over again. The biggest benefit of free news papers is that bums have something to stick in their clothes to get warm...

- After being a victim to the right hand driving for a few days I have realized how programmed my head is to left hand driving. This is in reference with regards to crossing a side walk. I always look the wrong way. I am programmed to think opposite of the British, and thus I am in the need for some serious reprogramming. The reason for this is that my ability to look the "wrong" way can easily lead to my fatality. Half the time I have no idea where the cars are coming from. However I reckon that in a month or so I will be a champion at crossing side walks.

- The suits and suitettes (women in suits) are all alcoholics. When the clock strikes 17.00, the office computer is shut off, and the doors at the office are shut solid, they all go to the pub to drink. Not just a glass but several.. I reckon that it must be extremely social and to some extent promiscuous. Good for them I say. Do what you gotta do to kill your stress from all that number crunching.

- London in the day time is NOT bringing sexy back (at night, maybe, I have no clue). There are 97% ugly people here. Guys and girls, men and women, and they are NOT well groomed. YUCK!!! This is a city that clearly lacks the Scandinavian Blessing (which is sexy and glorious people all around). Teeth is their biggest problem. Horse teeth all around and clothes bought at a out of style flee market. But I will not judge. I cannot blame these people for not being blessed with the same sex appeal that I have or the seriously good looking looks and clothes. I am Sebben, my middle name is sexy.

- London the melting pot of Europe GALORE! We, they, us, everybody is here. It is a glorious thing. The only annoying part is that too many people ask you where you are from. I hold a odd surname that does not fit my Norwegian face, so every time I say that I am Norwegian I shock people. It is fun...

- London is big, it looks like a lot of fun. Now it just needs to be Conquered by Sebben & Sebben. The other Sebben is expected to arrive next week and then we will start to take over. I will take over Cass Business School and he will take over City University.

Remember: Sebben & Sebben will be one of the most successful firms in the country. But Sebben & Sebben is so much more. More potent and powerful... and frightening.

Set your sights on that thing. We have... you should too...


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Sebben & Sebben

At Sebben & Sebben, we take ethics and proper business conduct seriously. Quite simply, there's the wrong way to do things, and then there's the Sebben & Sebben wrong way.

The wrong thing can often be right. The fact is that you never know.

A blog has begun where the goal is to set your site on that thing.
Here we will attempt to:
- Identify that thing.
- That thing...
- Set our sites on that thing.
- That thing...
- Reach for that thing.
- That thing...
- Get that thing.
- You get that thing?
- Get Recognition for getting that thing.
- What is that thing...

That thing is everything. Some call it achieving, some call it success, some say its what ever.

A blog adventure has begun.